Roxanne Shante'

Da dey started off real good. Jumped outta bed, hit tha showers and got sometin' ta eat. meh sey good mornin' to deh Roxanne Shante' poster on meh wall. She was like deh greatest rapper alive.. daht's why meh mudda name me after ha cause i'm destined for greatness. I call ova to Island Style meh little carribean restaurant daht i own to check up on tings. I'm makin money... I got myself a restaurant and a pole dancing studio... I look in deh mirror at meh small 5'2 frame and started wonderin what meh gwine wear. Meh mudda call meh phone early in da mornin' ta mek sure meh don't fah get meh caribbean back grounds. I chat ah ha for about 30 minutes before i mek up a reason ta get off deh phone. I turn on deh CD player to an put on meh favorite song hold you by gyptian(a jamaican artist eff ya didn kno'). While I'm dancin round my small apartment i hear some dude yellin' out deh window. I pause meh song an walk ova tuh deh window. When i get tuh deh window meh see some crazy man from down stairs yellin at some lady so me shut the window and turn my music back up...