TATTOO

if i had to give sawleah it would the guyanese flag because she's a spicey little caribbean gyal from deh little place called guyana...An she also be one uh deh wukas at meh restaurant Island Style my authentic caribbean place.... not tuh mention she deh gyal meh knew since meh arrive here at finch pointe so she kinda like meh be good friend here.

so it's the night uh the show... i hope my gyals are ready because dey didn't show up fuh practice. I'm standing out side uh Queens's Palace an dis big black stretch limo pulls up right in front uh meh an deh driver goes ta open deh door an guess who steps out...GYPTIAN!!!! I almost fell ova backwards as he stood up. But ya know deh crazy part about it all??? Right dere in deh limo were my gyals! I had been wukin so hard daht i fuhgot meh own birtday. My gyals had gotten Gyptian ta come to deh club but dey didn't tell sugar cause dey know daht gyal cyaan hol' water. Deh gyals had prepared a special night fuh my birtday an when meh walk in deh buildin everybody was dere!! Daht damn Dexter J thomas was in dere shakin his ass and carryin on but it's a party so i didn't pay him daht much attention. Selena Rain was standin in a corner by ha self holdin up a wall. Oj smith was ova by deh liquor as usual wit his acoholic ass. Den all uh deh sudden Gyptian gets up on deh stage an starts ta sing his song hol' yuh and Keezy le'breezy get up dere and starts dancin. uh course Bobby didn't like deh way he was lookin at me so he made a big deal but meh n pay attention tuh dat bwaay cuz its my birfdey n he not about ta ruin i t fa me..

its monday mornin an its time fa meh ta head off ta wuk. When i get dere i see that dancer keezy le'breezy fine ass. but meh had fuh rememba daht meh bwaayfriend(Bobby Scott) es crazy... So i turn aroun' and start preparin fuh deh gyals tuh get dere...I start listenin ta deh music. The firs gyal sugar shows up an picks ha pole and starts ta warm up. She asks meh where deh odda gyals are and i start to wonder the same thing.

Roxanne Shante'

Da dey started off real good. Jumped outta bed, hit tha showers and got sometin' ta eat. meh sey good mornin' to deh Roxanne Shante' poster on meh wall. She was like deh greatest rapper alive.. daht's why meh mudda name me after ha cause i'm destined for greatness. I call ova to Island Style meh little carribean restaurant daht i own to check up on tings. I'm makin money... I got myself a restaurant and a pole dancing studio... I look in deh mirror at meh small 5'2 frame and started wonderin what meh gwine wear. Meh mudda call meh phone early in da mornin' ta mek sure meh don't fah get meh caribbean back grounds. I chat ah ha for about 30 minutes before i mek up a reason ta get off deh phone. I turn on deh CD player to an put on meh favorite song hold you by gyptian(a jamaican artist eff ya didn kno'). While I'm dancin round my small apartment i hear some dude yellin' out deh window. I pause meh song an walk ova tuh deh window. When i get tuh deh window meh see some crazy man from down stairs yellin at some lady so me shut the window and turn my music back up...